Elden Ring Players Shocked By 'Sex Toy' Enemy
Elden Ring is shaping up to be one of the biggest games that FromSoftware has ever produced. Naturally, there's a lot resting on this game, but it seems the company is up for the challenge. As well as hiring George R. R. Martin for the game's narrative, Elden Ring has revealed some huge looks into the game's expansive world before release.
Players are excited, and for good reason - because Elden Ring could be the best FromSoftware game yet. Still, some fans are baffled by an enemy found in the game that comes off as a little… suggestive. And you thought the discourse about a horse's crotch was bad. Ahem.
What Is Elden Ring's Anal Bead Enemy?
A new enemy has been found in Elden Ring by Gamers Cathedral and cropped up on the EldenRing subreddit. Eagle-eyed gamers have noticed that looks shockingly similar to a set of anal beads. No, really.
"These anal beads are probably the best enemies in the CNT," reads the caption, and players aren't holding back on their chance to agree.
The monsters move in bizarre fashion, slowly rising and falling, rolling around in the grass where the user found them. Despite their NSFW appearance, fans seem to really like them.
Elden Ring Fans Giggle At Anal Beads Enemy
Click to enlargeFans have reacted to the naughty-looking enemies, and a lot of them seem to… really like them? "Some of them are just standing there, vibing," says one user. "Looking in the same direction. I love them. They're very silly."
"Y'all be all 'yh doofy and dumb I love them' until you find ya self down a dark cave and it's [sic] be you and the largest f**kin roly-poly motherf**ker you ever seen, spewing out small babies, doing the f**king cancan over your dead body" says another.
Though profane, the user probably has a point - seeing this footage in daylight makes them seem daft, but in the right scenario, they could be genuinely horrifying.
The latest Elden Ring enemies are truly strange, but then again, that'll make them right at home in a FromSoftware game. There's every chance that Elden Ring could get much weirder, so hold onto your hats...and your butts.
